Something is happening with J. Crew. The company’s offerings have slowly started ringing the death knell, and everything is boring, drab and so 90s-centric, it borders of parody.
In the recent March 2015 style guide, the outfits are awash in shades of ecru, olive and blue — a watercolor morass of boring, drab clothes. Let’s take a look.
These pants are Dockers for women. Unless you are Bill Gates giving a keynote on your latest operating system, do not attempt.
I assume this is a biking jersey — because otherwise, those reflective stripes truly have no reason to exist.
This sweatshirt is a disaster waiting to happen — the moment you shove those sequins-encircled arms into a coat, all the pink things are going to fall off.
Does this granola-meets-disco Birkenstock mean this trend is STILL NOT DEAD?
I don’t understand why you’d want a skirt that can transform from “mildly inappropriate” to “X-rated” in two seconds flat. But look on the bright side — at least it’s easy to go to the bathroom.