Clothes for the Dirty Hippie in You

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Happy Friday, and welcome back to Catalog Police! This week, we’ll be analyzing Wildfox’s latest summer lookbook.

The lookbook’s theme is Coachella-inspired, which I suppose means you should be buying these clothes for the music festival of your choice. Personally, I find the bedraggled festival look a little tired — not to mention redundant. (I’m pretty sure the festivalgoers at Woodstock wore nothing but a smear of mud.)

Let’s take a look at the offerings.

If the Springbreakers listened to Phish instead of Britney, this would have been the poster.
If the Springbreakers listened to Phish instead of Britney, this would have been the poster.

Yikes. Hair that needs to be combed. Feet that need to be covered. Pants that appear to be missing. This is perfect for asking the gas station attendant for a bathroom key.

What the patriots died for.
The hair may say Burning Man, but the tee says trucker stop.

What the patriots died for.

Free refills -- the forgotten civil liberty.
Is that an ankle bracelet or a Lindsay Lohan ankle bracelet, if you know what I mean.

Speaking of misguided patriotism… free refills, the forgotten civil liberty.

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Pretty sure Ashlee Simpson wore this exact outfit in 2005.

If you’re going to a rave at an abandoned construction site, wear appropriate shoes

SWEET MOSES
SWEET MOSES

Trust me, this was the G-rated version. (The other photos were practically an anatomy lesson.)