Happy Friday! Welcome back to Catalog Police, my weekly critique of mail-order catalogs — the bad, the worse and the OH NO THEY DIDN’T.
Today, we’re focused on Revolve, which just released its holiday lookbook. As I’ve come to expect from Revolve, the theme for this holiday is: wear as little as possible! The dresses were short, the tops were bras and the taste level was negligible. Let’s dive in.
North West wears this when she does yoga.
More lace diapers? I smell a theme!
Don’t wear this in an Uber.
Dress is 30% lace, 70% control top hosiery, 100% flammable.
Disco’s dead — and here’s the roadkill.