Catalog Police: Revolve Holiday Lookbook 2014

Josephine Skriver for REVOLVE 2014 Holiday "The Glam Life"

Happy Friday! Welcome back to Catalog Police, my weekly critique of mail-order catalogs — the bad, the worse and the OH NO THEY DIDN’T.

Today, we’re focused on Revolve, which just released its holiday lookbook. As I’ve come to expect from Revolve, the theme for this holiday is: wear as little as possible! The dresses were short, the tops were bras and the taste level was negligible. Let’s dive in.

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Two words: LACE DIAPERS.

North West wears this when she does yoga.

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Time for my favorite party game: Outfit or negligee?

More lace diapers? I smell a theme!

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Grandma will kill her when she finds out she’s standing all over the furniture.

Don’t wear this in an Uber.

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A feat of engineering: The maxi that reveals your entire body!

Dress is 30% lace, 70% control top hosiery, 100% flammable.

RIP Elmo.
RIP Elmo.

Disco’s dead — and here’s the roadkill.